Operation Crazy

Today I came to the realization that even though I complain about being single...it's much better than being in a relationship filled with drama. Though I've never been one for drama even when I'm in a relationship. You want to go out with your guy friends? Please do, that way I have time to hang out with my friends. Don't want to sit on the phone for hours talking about what I think I should wear? Sweet. Cause I don't care either! Want to go to a strip club with your friends? Cool, as long as you don't go home with anyone or spend hundreds of dollars on dances and liquor that's fine with me! Seriously, it is.

So even though I'm that chill about things that should cause arguments and sheer boredom...I'm still alone. After doing my 'field work' evaluating other people's relationships I have noticed that guys are somehow attracted to the crazy, over the top, jealous, needy girls. I haven't found one that hasn't put up with at least one of those qualities. By nature I have none of those qualities. Ok, maybe I'm a little jealous sometimes but it never gets to the point where I feel like I need to account for every girl's number in his phone or make sure that he doesn't smell like woman's perfume.

This research leads me to believe that if I start acting neurotic and crazy then maybe I'll be "normal" enough to get a guy. Operation Crazy begins!