O.M.G.

I know I have expressed before my frustrations with a certain co-worker who never really seems to have it together. Just to really drive my point home I will share a conversation we just had...or rather I had.

Me: Hey, were you just standing near the door?

Co-worker: No. what?

Me: I was at the cabinet and thought I saw a shadow like you were standing in the doorway.

Co-worker: Huh? Oh, why did you see something?

Really? Why do I waste my time talking?? Here's another one just a few seconds ago...

Co-worker: **slurred speech** Hey girl, what's up? Tell me what's going on with you.

Me: Um, I'm good? ...nothing is going on.

Co-worker: Are you sure? What's going on, what's up?

Me: No, I'm fine...just working.

Co-worker: Oh...well that's....(inaudible)...**falls asleep at the desk, while talking!**

I post these conversations here so that I can laugh about them instead of going over and punching her in the face. lol, and because of that I'm sure I will be posting many more in the days to come.